Crack the Skye is the metal album of the year 2009. If you disagree, die. Thanks.
Our friends at Liquid Metal need your help picking the best album of 2009:
Best of 2009? What’s the best album of the year for YOU? We’re starting to put together the list of top albums and need your help. Leave your choices here and also call the BLOODLINE at 877-87-HEAVY to leave your top pick of the year. Best of 2009 week starts Mon., Dec. 28th! Thanks so much for all your support this ……year, it means the world to us! Hellyeah
Call them righ the fuck now and tell them that Crack the Skye is the best album of the year: 877-87-HEAVY
Or, you could give up on life, acknowledge you’re a loser for not understanding that Crack the Skye is the best album of the year, and go sodomize yourself with a fucking elephant horn until you die.
Really, this is a binary choice. Either you agree this is the best album of the year, or you sodomize yourself with an elephant horn up there beyond your wildest dreams.
Alternatively, I can send you a single bullet for free (plus shipping and handling).
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